Sunday, April 13, 2014

Flex it, girl!

How many of you ladies out there can't even sneeze without peeing in your knickers just a little? (I know, right! Isn't that the worst?!)

Don't you wish you and your bad self could do THIS:

..... at your local trampoline house without raining on your toddlers' parade!

Well you CAN!

It's time to start flexing your PC muscle. Isolating your PC muscle is as easy as one, two, pee! Try it mid-pee. Stop the flow for a second, then restart and stop. You're doing kegels! Now practice your kegels over and over. The best thing about kegel exercise is you can go about your everyday business and no one will know you're in the middle of an intense vagina workout. We all know women are fabulous multi-taskers ~ you've got this, girl!

(TIP: Every time you stop at a red light SQUEEZE your vagina until the light turns green. That's one helluva kegel!)

There are a variety of balls to help you flex this mighty muscle. Clenching onto a ball makes you work that little bit harder for it - trust me, you're not likely to let go of a Ben-Wa ball if you're out running errands. (That's right mamas, you better think twice before you let your kid pick up that stray marble at the grocery store..... )

Start strengthening TODAY ladies and before you know it you will be orgasming more frequently and more intensely than ever before.

And fellas.... You're welcome.  ;)

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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Take your lover to the candy shop!

I hear this all the time:

My man loves the way I taste - he'd hate me to put edible cream ... "down there" (said with a stage whisper and discreetly pointing a finger south).

Great! Your natural juices are *supposed* to be alluring, both the taste AND the odor. But hang on a minute ladies... you're kind of missing the point. Most men will spend a lot of time in this region regardless. You don't really need anything to lure him there.

But how about the inside of your elbow, or the base of your neckline? And how about that little spot on your back that hasn't been touched in a REALLY long time.? I'll bet the inside of your thigh could handle a bit of attention... am I right?  

There's foreplay and there's *foreplay* to the foreplay.

This is where your edible creams can quite literally spice up your sex life. Here's a fun sex tip for you: Put your tasty gel in 5 mystery places and set your man a challenge! Don't make it easy for him.

By the time he reaches your sweet spot, you'll be more than ready for the main course!!!

Take your lover to the candy shop

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Thursday, April 3, 2014

Doctors' Orders

This is a true story.

Once upon a time stressed out house-wives across America were treated by their doctor for a condition known as 'congestion of the genitalia' or 'female hysteria'. The treatment of this condition was a 'hysterical paroxysm of relief' (a medical term for an orgasm) via manual stimulation of the vulva and clitoris. Yes, that's right. The good ol' doc would use his fingers.

I'm not kidding.
In case you're wondering if it actually works, you should try it. An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Safety first!

Ever wondered why there isn't a sex toy on the market that takes a 9 volt battery?

Think about the last time you turned on (to get turned on) and all you got was a weaker than weak whirring sound coming from what may as well have been a carrot. Did you search high and low for a replacement energy source? How many of you 'borrowed' from the TV remote - or gleefully sacrificed your kid's favorite noise-maker toy? That's right. You know what I'm talking about!

I'm just saying ~ thank God smoke detectors don't harbor vibrator compatible batteries or we would all be in trouble.......

Did someone say rechargeable?

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