Sunday, May 18, 2014

Don't y'all have a cream for that?

Ever been to a G-shot party?

Trust me, if you had, you'd definitely know about it.

These days, it seems, there's a party for everything. 'Want a FREE pan? Host a party!! Want FREE mascara? Host a party! Want a FREE vibrator?? You get the idea.

I'm all for a party (you might have guessed).

But I'm still on the fence about the G-shot.... I mean , who really wants such a large prick inside their vagina? 

Um, don't answer that.

So, for the extreme open-minded, courageous, pleasure-seeking, party people out there, you might like to know that there is a new party on the offing...

Want a FREE enlarged G-spot? HOST A G-SHOT PARTY!

What the.... WHAAAAAAT????

Now before you all recoil and squirm in horrific, hypothesized pain ~ it aint supposed to be THAT bad. Just a little pinch (really) in that most sacred of pleasure places.

Right. I can see I have you all convinced. And don't worry if you don't know where yours is, the good Doc will track it down for you. Bonus!!! And to think you were worried your friends wouldn't come to a Passion Party!!

Alternatively, you could try Passion Parties' painless exclusive G-Spot Creme, designed to target and enlarge the G-spot!

Now THAT sure hits the spot!

For more information on G-Spot Creme or any other Passion Parties product please visit Passion Parties by Josie at or you can call or text me directly #512.557.8005

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

MAY'S PRODUCT OF THE MONTH!!! ~ buy two, get third FREE! (2014)

We're well into springtime here in Texas and the heat is already on! It's time to get those bodies ready for baring a little more of your fabulous flesh. Passion Parties have the right products to have you glowing from top to toe ~ on the inside and out! :)

Here is my TOP Passion Parties Exclusive pick for this time of year:

Soft & Silky Shaving Duo ~ Coconut Lemongrass

Yup ~ we all know those sun-kissed silken legs have been a little neglected over the chillier months. It's the moment your fellas have all been waiting for! It's time to shed your winter growth and Passion Parties have the perfect solution for a bump-free longer lasting shave:

Soft & Silky Duo, $26

Be silky smooth and seductive. Moisturizing PARABEN-FREE shaving crème with Jojoba Oil and Keratin. A little definitely goes a long way. Just massage a little cream into the area you want to shave, then add a splash of water for more lather!

Longer lasting shave. Silky-smooth after shave mist forms a protective barrier between skin and clothing as it moisturizes and shields newly shaven skin. Pure botanical extracts provide a fresh fragrance, while their soothing properties soften skin and tighten pores--discouraging possible irritation to sensitive areas.

Coconut Lemongrass is the perfect fragrance for Summer ~ with the added benefit of lemongrass being a natural mosquito repellent. It won't stop your fellas from nibbling though! 

Soft $ Silky Duo comes in four different fragrances ~ and YES, there is also one fabulous fragrance for him! Ever wondered what this would feel like.......?

Blissful Breeze. It's like kissing Channing's chin.
Don't forget that Fathers' Day is on the horizon! I can't think of a better gift for HIM. He'll feel and smell so great, you won't want to stop kissing him! It's the gift that keeps on giving ;D

Soft & Silky Shaving Duo is my POM (product of the month), and for the remainder of May I'll be running this fabulous offer: Buy two, get the third FREE! This offer is not available online

You must call to obtain this incredible offer! 512.557.8005

For more information regarding Passion Parties products, to order online, or to host your own Summer Passion Party please contact Passion Parties by Josie at

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Can sex cure a migraine?

Not necessarily..... but an orgasm sure as Hell can!

There are many studies surrounding this question, all of which are somewhat inconclusive. The problem is this; the question of SEX is inconclusive. Most of us are having it, but we're not all necessarily experiencing the big O. Then we're either fibbing about it, or we're just simply clueless that there is more pleasure to be had from sex.

This lack of sexual awareness is skewing the data somewhat:
SCIENTIST: So Mrs Brown, you had sex during your migraine but it didn't seem to help the issue?
MRS BROWN: No. It made it worse.
SCIENTIST: Pretty mediocre sex was it?
.....but of course she doesn't ask that.

FACT: During an orgasm endorphins are released. Endorphins are the body's personal stash of opiates and they have the ability to block pain.  

The bigger and better and longer the orgasm the more effective this method is as a pain reliever. It also makes sense that the more orgasms you have, during your migraine, the more natural doses of painkillers (endorphins) your body receives. Experiencing an orgasm is way more pleasant than taking an Ibuprofen ~ and get this; you can't O.D on too much pleasure!!!!!

Unfortunately, a headache is probably the number one reason a lady will give for not wanting to have sex. As cliche as it may be, any migraine sufferer will understand why:
When I'm experiencing the blinding pain of a migraine, I'm just not in the mood for sex. Sex is the LAST thing on my mind...
No problem! If you really don't feel like touching or being touched then don't! Who said anything about sex with a partner??

Order Audrey online at

Treat yourself to an almighty, all powerful bullet to hold against your clitoris and buzz the pain away....
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor at bay!"
For more information contact Passion Parties by Josie at

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Flex it, girl!

How many of you ladies out there can't even sneeze without peeing in your knickers just a little? (I know, right! Isn't that the worst?!)

Don't you wish you and your bad self could do THIS:

..... at your local trampoline house without raining on your toddlers' parade!

Well you CAN!

It's time to start flexing your PC muscle. Isolating your PC muscle is as easy as one, two, pee! Try it mid-pee. Stop the flow for a second, then restart and stop. You're doing kegels! Now practice your kegels over and over. The best thing about kegel exercise is you can go about your everyday business and no one will know you're in the middle of an intense vagina workout. We all know women are fabulous multi-taskers ~ you've got this, girl!

(TIP: Every time you stop at a red light SQUEEZE your vagina until the light turns green. That's one helluva kegel!)

There are a variety of balls to help you flex this mighty muscle. Clenching onto a ball makes you work that little bit harder for it - trust me, you're not likely to let go of a Ben-Wa ball if you're out running errands. (That's right mamas, you better think twice before you let your kid pick up that stray marble at the grocery store..... )

Start strengthening TODAY ladies and before you know it you will be orgasming more frequently and more intensely than ever before.

And fellas.... You're welcome.  ;)

For more information about kegels or to order your kegel balls please contact Passion Parties by Josie at

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Take your lover to the candy shop!

I hear this all the time:

My man loves the way I taste - he'd hate me to put edible cream ... "down there" (said with a stage whisper and discreetly pointing a finger south).

Great! Your natural juices are *supposed* to be alluring, both the taste AND the odor. But hang on a minute ladies... you're kind of missing the point. Most men will spend a lot of time in this region regardless. You don't really need anything to lure him there.

But how about the inside of your elbow, or the base of your neckline? And how about that little spot on your back that hasn't been touched in a REALLY long time.? I'll bet the inside of your thigh could handle a bit of attention... am I right?  

There's foreplay and there's *foreplay* to the foreplay.

This is where your edible creams can quite literally spice up your sex life. Here's a fun sex tip for you: Put your tasty gel in 5 mystery places and set your man a challenge! Don't make it easy for him.

By the time he reaches your sweet spot, you'll be more than ready for the main course!!!

Take your lover to the candy shop

For more information on our yummy edibles please visit Passion Parties by Josie at

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Doctors' Orders

This is a true story.

Once upon a time stressed out house-wives across America were treated by their doctor for a condition known as 'congestion of the genitalia' or 'female hysteria'. The treatment of this condition was a 'hysterical paroxysm of relief' (a medical term for an orgasm) via manual stimulation of the vulva and clitoris. Yes, that's right. The good ol' doc would use his fingers.

I'm not kidding.
In case you're wondering if it actually works, you should try it. An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away!

For more information contact Passion Parties by Josie at

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Safety first!

Ever wondered why there isn't a sex toy on the market that takes a 9 volt battery?

Think about the last time you turned on (to get turned on) and all you got was a weaker than weak whirring sound coming from what may as well have been a carrot. Did you search high and low for a replacement energy source? How many of you 'borrowed' from the TV remote - or gleefully sacrificed your kid's favorite noise-maker toy? That's right. You know what I'm talking about!

I'm just saying ~ thank God smoke detectors don't harbor vibrator compatible batteries or we would all be in trouble.......

Did someone say rechargeable?

For more information on our sleek and sophisticated, rechargeable sex toy range please visit Passion Parties by Josie at