Showing posts with label her bedroom secrets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label her bedroom secrets. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Take your lover to the candy shop!

I hear this all the time:

My man loves the way I taste - he'd hate me to put edible cream ... "down there" (said with a stage whisper and discreetly pointing a finger south).

Great! Your natural juices are *supposed* to be alluring, both the taste AND the odor. But hang on a minute ladies... you're kind of missing the point. Most men will spend a lot of time in this region regardless. You don't really need anything to lure him there.

But how about the inside of your elbow, or the base of your neckline? And how about that little spot on your back that hasn't been touched in a REALLY long time.? I'll bet the inside of your thigh could handle a bit of attention... am I right?  

There's foreplay and there's *foreplay* to the foreplay.

This is where your edible creams can quite literally spice up your sex life. Here's a fun sex tip for you: Put your tasty gel in 5 mystery places and set your man a challenge! Don't make it easy for him.

By the time he reaches your sweet spot, you'll be more than ready for the main course!!!

Take your lover to the candy shop

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Thursday, April 3, 2014

Doctors' Orders

This is a true story.

Once upon a time stressed out house-wives across America were treated by their doctor for a condition known as 'congestion of the genitalia' or 'female hysteria'. The treatment of this condition was a 'hysterical paroxysm of relief' (a medical term for an orgasm) via manual stimulation of the vulva and clitoris. Yes, that's right. The good ol' doc would use his fingers.

I'm not kidding.
In case you're wondering if it actually works, you should try it. An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away!


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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Safety first!

Ever wondered why there isn't a sex toy on the market that takes a 9 volt battery?

Think about the last time you turned on (to get turned on) and all you got was a weaker than weak whirring sound coming from what may as well have been a carrot. Did you search high and low for a replacement energy source? How many of you 'borrowed' from the TV remote - or gleefully sacrificed your kid's favorite noise-maker toy? That's right. You know what I'm talking about!

I'm just saying ~ thank God smoke detectors don't harbor vibrator compatible batteries or we would all be in trouble.......


Did someone say rechargeable?

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

If you like her....

Did you know that once full penetration has been achieved and regular thrusting has commenced, on average, a human male will ejaculate after THREE minutes?

Take the same scenario but now let's consider the woman (for a change). On average, a human female will take FIFTEEN minutes to reach her climax. If she's lucky.

Hmmmm. Anyone see a problem here? Yup. That's right. A whopping 12 minutes. THAT'S the problem!

So fellas, here's my advice, in the words of Beyonce:

'If you like her then you better put a ring on it!'


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